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Mensa Word List
Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, asking readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Winners are:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late
10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease (This one got extra credit.)
12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer
13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you
14. Glibido: All talk and no action
15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly
16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web
17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out
18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating
Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, asking readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Winners are:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late
10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease (This one got extra credit.)
12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer
13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you
14. Glibido: All talk and no action
15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly
16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web
17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out
18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating
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The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs
2. flabbergasted, adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained
3. abdicate, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach
4. esplanade, v. to attempt an explanation while drunk
5. willy-nilly, adj. impotent
6. negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown
7. lymph, v. to walk with a lisp
8. gargoyle, n. olive-flavored mouthwash
9. flatulence, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller
10. balderdash, n. a rapidly receding hairline
11. testicle, n. a humorous question on an exam
12. rectitude, n. the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists
13. Pokemon, n. a Rastafarian proctologist
14. oyster, n. a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms
15. Frisbeetarianism, n. the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there
16. circumvent, n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts
And the winners are:
1. coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs
2. flabbergasted, adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained
3. abdicate, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach
4. esplanade, v. to attempt an explanation while drunk
5. willy-nilly, adj. impotent
6. negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown
7. lymph, v. to walk with a lisp
8. gargoyle, n. olive-flavored mouthwash
9. flatulence, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller
10. balderdash, n. a rapidly receding hairline
11. testicle, n. a humorous question on an exam
12. rectitude, n. the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists
13. Pokemon, n. a Rastafarian proctologist
14. oyster, n. a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms
15. Frisbeetarianism, n. the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there
16. circumvent, n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts
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Alesanda, спасибо 
Свежий прикол
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MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS:
1 Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2 He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4 Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5 Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6 The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,
there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
7 If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough
to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8 If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9 The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
10 The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
11 A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
12 When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people
who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
1 Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2 He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4 Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5 Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6 The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,
there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
7 If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough
to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8 If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9 The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
10 The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
11 A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
12 When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people
who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
А говорят что они белые и пушистые :-)
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так вот проблемы рещають
Добавлено: 01 фев 2007, 22:33
жесть! За что же она ее так?
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Очень плохая идея 
The next time you find yourself on a plane, sitting next to someone who cannot resist chattering to you endlessly, I urge you to quietly pull your laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen (ensuring the irritating person next to you can see it), and
hit this link
The next time you find yourself on a plane, sitting next to someone who cannot resist chattering to you endlessly, I urge you to quietly pull your laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen (ensuring the irritating person next to you can see it), and
hit this link
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Скрытая камера:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZebndiGd1M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZebndiGd1M
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театральное уч-ще, 1-ый курсСкрытая камера:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZebndiGd1M
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прочитал на башорге:
<gram|work> Какой самый извращенный способ проверить в условии if () булевскую переменную ?
<gram|work> bool b;
<gram|work> b = false;
<gram|work> if (b == true){...}
<gram|work> Это децкий лепет
<gram|work> ИТАК, ПЕРВОЕ МЕСТО
<gram|work> Знакомый говорит что нашел только что в коде:
<gram|work> if (b.ToString().length < 5){...}
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Библейские времена, соответствующий момент. Евреи убегают от египтян и добегают до берега Красного моря. Моисей: "Что мы будем делать, что мы будем делать?!" Пресс-секретарь Моисея: "Слушайте, а давайте вы ударите жещзлом, море расступится, и мы все перейдем спокойненько?" Моисей: "Вы что думаете, это получится?.." Пресс-секретарь: "Не знаю. Но если получится, разворот в Ветхом Завете я вам гарантирую".