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Добавлено: 21 фев 2007, 16:39
TOP 10 REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you
try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you
try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.
Добавлено: 21 фев 2007, 16:41
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
* 40-ish.............................49.
* Adventurous................Slept with everyone.
* Athletic........................No breasts.
* Average looking.....................Moooo.
* beautiful..........................Pathological liar.
* Emotionally Secure................On medication.
* Feminist............................Fat.
* Free Spirit..........................Junkie.
* Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
* New-Age..................Body hair in the wrong places.
* Old-fashioned.................No B.J.'s
* Open-minded.........................Desperate.
* Outgoing.............................Loud and embarrassing.
* Professional...........................Witch.
* Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
* Large frame........................Hugely fat.
* Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
* Yes...................................No
* No..................................Yes
* Maybe...............................No
* We need............................I want
* I am sorry...........................You'll be sorry
* We need to talk..............You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead..................You better not
* Do what you want............You will pay for this later
* I am not upset.....................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
* You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
* I am hungry.....................I am hungry
* I am sleepy......................I am sleepy
* I am tired.........................I am tired
* Nice dress.....................Nice cleavage!
* I love you........................Let's have sex now
* I am bored.......................Do you want to have sex?
* May I have this dance?...............I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I call you sometime?...........I'd like to have sex with you.
* Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
* 40-ish.............................49.
* Adventurous................Slept with everyone.
* Athletic........................No breasts.
* Average looking.....................Moooo.
* beautiful..........................Pathological liar.
* Emotionally Secure................On medication.
* Feminist............................Fat.
* Free Spirit..........................Junkie.
* Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
* New-Age..................Body hair in the wrong places.
* Old-fashioned.................No B.J.'s
* Open-minded.........................Desperate.
* Outgoing.............................Loud and embarrassing.
* Professional...........................Witch.
* Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
* Large frame........................Hugely fat.
* Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
* Yes...................................No
* No..................................Yes
* Maybe...............................No
* We need............................I want
* I am sorry...........................You'll be sorry
* We need to talk..............You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead..................You better not
* Do what you want............You will pay for this later
* I am not upset.....................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
* You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
* I am hungry.....................I am hungry
* I am sleepy......................I am sleepy
* I am tired.........................I am tired
* Nice dress.....................Nice cleavage!
* I love you........................Let's have sex now
* I am bored.......................Do you want to have sex?
* May I have this dance?...............I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I call you sometime?...........I'd like to have sex with you.
* Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
Добавлено: 21 фев 2007, 18:36
Now I know what copycats are -these are copy-paste personalities... 
Добавлено: 25 фев 2007, 14:03
Вот бы канадские лендлорды так письма писали
Добавлено: 25 фев 2007, 20:38
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Добавлено: 27 фев 2007, 05:22
http://www.zatup.ru/blog/Flux/1983
зверство какое! Котяра если не инфаркт, то импотенцию точно заработал.
зверство какое! Котяра если не инфаркт, то импотенцию точно заработал.
Добавлено: 27 фев 2007, 08:43
http://v-alksnis2.livejournal.com/
http://leteha.livejournal.com/399174.html
История замечательная сама по себе.
Классификация водки в стиле IT
Добавлено: 27 фев 2007, 09:36
вот такое тут прислали:
Классификация водки в стиле IT:
0.1л - demo.
0.25л - trial version.
0.5л - personal edition.
0.7л - professional edition.
1.0л - network edition.
1.75л - enterprise.
3л - for small business.
5л - corporate edition.
Бутыль самогона - home edition.
"На посошок" - Service pack.
Рассол с утра - Recovery tool.
Закуска - plugins.
Пиво - patch.
coca-cola, fanta, 7-UP - trojan
Добавлено: 27 фев 2007, 19:53
Вряд ли это в приколы, но все равно...
А если бы она шла одна, как бы все получилось?
http://www.youtube.com/v/91jfLK-u1so
А если бы она шла одна, как бы все получилось?
http://www.youtube.com/v/91jfLK-u1so
Добавлено: 27 фев 2007, 23:24
“Свидетели Иеговы” стали свидетелями ДТП. Теперь ребятам предстоит непростой выбор: так же остаться свидетелями Иеговы или стать свидетелями ДТП.
Добавлено: 28 фев 2007, 10:16
Drive-in:
-Maxim
-Maxim
Добавлено: 28 фев 2007, 10:24
Лучше так: http://englishrussia.com/?p=725sobomax писал(а):Drive-in:http://englishrussia.com/images/drive_in.jpg
Каменты рулят
Добавлено: 28 фев 2007, 19:54
не так чтобы прикол, но тексты улыбнули
http://www.shaov.net/texts/Vyberi-menja.htm
http://www.shaov.net/texts/I-na-solnce- ... pjatna.htm
http://www.shaov.net/texts/Vyberi-menja.htm
http://www.shaov.net/texts/I-na-solnce- ... pjatna.htm