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Уважаемый Владимир Владимирович!
Все и так догадываются кто сейчас президент. Не могли бы Вы выступить с новогодним обращением? А мы сделаем вид что так и надо.

Знаете ли вы, что разбившаяся бутылка водки не просто растекается, она дезинфицирует асфальт для того, чтобы виновник, лежащий на нем с разбитым лицом, не получил заражения?

401837 [ + 7233 − ] [:||||:] утверждена 2008-12-22 в 15:44
SanSanich: На форуме присутствует хренова туча "спецов", которые о себе такого высокого мнения, что аж песец. А на любые вопросы посылают в поисковик, хотя ответ будет из трех слов, или просто начинают орать - ты урод, смотри форум, а почему? Неужели так тяжело ответить?
PinkFloyd: Обсуждения по данной тематике уже имели место на этом форуме ранее. Пожалуйста, воспользуйтесь поиском...

<polatov> ники, начинающиеся с большой буквы, говорят о том, что у владельца ника мания величия
<polatov> и чем больше больших букв
<polatov> тем больше мания величия
<IRONBALLS> враки это все

• $480.00 per month:
• First month’s rent + ½ month security deposit due at move in
• Small pet allowed with approval and payment of additional ½ month pet damage deposit
• One year lease permitted, option to renew lease at end of the term with no increase in rent
• LANDLORD’S SPECIAL! Move in before January 1st and don’t pay for the remainder of December! That’s significant savings.

CLEANLINESS: You are responsible for the cleanliness and orderliness of your apartment. Beds are to be made before leaving your suite, countertops must be wiped down, and you must remove all trash. Upon inspection, if the tenant's basement suite is not clean, the cost of cleaning services plus a fine of $100.00 will be levied.
LIGHTS: The lights in your basement suite and in the day room are not to be tampered with. If a light needs repair, report the condition to the Landlord.
WAKE-UP: Wake up will be at 5:30am each morning. All ceiling lights in the suite will be turned on automatically.
LIGHTS OUT: Ceiling lights in the suite will be turned off at 11:30pm.
CONTRABAND: The following items are considered contraband – alcohol, illegal drugs, tobacco, weapons, lock picking equipment. If any contraband is discovered to be in your possession, you will be subject to a minimum $1,000.00 fine. In addition, your items will be confiscated permanently. Second offense – you will be evicted without notice. A bailiff will escort you and your belongings off the premises. Your security deposit will not be returned.
SMOKING: The basement suite is non-smoking. Anyone in possession of tobacco products of any kind or any lighter or matches, will have their contraband items confiscated and will be fined $100.00.
INSPECTIONS: The Landlord will conduct unannounced inspections to ensure that these rules and regulations are being followed.
VISITATION: Visitation periods will be on Saturdays and Sundays from 1:00 p.m. until 3:00 p.m. All visitors and their vehicles are subject to search while on landlord property. Refusal to allow a search can result in their being barred from all future visitation privileges. All visitors must sign the Visitor's Log. Unauthorized visitors will be escorted from the property, and the tenant will be fined $250.00.
I.D. BRACELETS: Each tenant will be issued an I.D. bracelet with his/her photograph. It must be worn at all times. If you lose your I.D. bracelet or it is broken, you will be required to purchase a new one at the nominal cost of $5.00.
EXERCISE YARD: The tenant will have access to the exercise yard in the area to the back of the property for 2 hours per day from 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm. The tenant is not allowed to bring any personal property to the exercise yard. Once the tenant leaves the exercise yard on a particular day, he or she may not return. No boisterous behavior is allowed in the exercise yard. There is no smoking allowed in the exercise yard. Minimum fine for exercise yard infractions is $50.00.

CdR писал(а):All the tenants I interview aren't good enough (Broadway and Commercial)

Waterbyte писал(а):

CdR писал(а):All the tenants I interview aren't good enough (Broadway and Commercial)

По выходным, наверное, телевизор разрешено смотреть. Часа полтора.

CdR писал(а):Не наговаривай! Там "25" Zenith color television set with basic cable service - INCLUDED IN RENT!". Всё в шоколаде!

Waterbyte писал(а):Это ж вместилище греха! ....

CdR писал(а):Вот такой он суровый, Новый Год
Жгут просто невероятно!