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то, что кто-то выставит на продажу

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Victoria писал(а):то, что кто-то выставит на продажу

о, выставляют, ещё как. Со скидками.
"20% off" :)

Вчера ваще был день хомячка.

Вчера было жестко. Сегодня продолжение банкета. До конца недели будет штормить как минимум.

потому что... втихую

one investor is smiling after having walked away from the crisis possibly 10 billion dollars richer

:)

Victoria писал(а):потому что... втихую

one investor is smiling after having walked away from the crisis possibly 10 billion dollars richer

I wish it were me

Kate писал(а):me

вот и ответ на вопрос: who made nearly a $1 billion bet on u.s. debt downgrade?
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Victoria писал(а):

Kate писал(а):me

вот и ответ на вопрос: who made nearly a $1 billion bet on u.s. debt downgrade?

У меня другая фамилия

а поменять..

Wind писал(а):а поменять..

А смысл? Если б за это столько денег давали...

Kate писал(а):

Wind писал(а):а поменять..

А смысл? Если б за это столько денег давали...

вот поэтому саша и не женат...

The Recession has hit everybody.....

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My friend had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Hilarious:-)

simon писал(а):The Recession has hit everybody.....

про батарейки ничего так