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http://www.woyano.com/view/5449/Economi ... ed-By-Cows

AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.


RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

Американские корпорации
Перевозишь коров в Китайские корпорации, короткий срок имеешь профит, затем "почти" искренне удивляешься, почему жмешь на кнопку... а не работает.

TATA писал(а):You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

Thanks, God! Not fire.