The Perfect wife
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The Perfect Wife
A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per
hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it
on cruise control at 60. Perhaps your radar gun
needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife
says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this
car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the
driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you
please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife
smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful
your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for
the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at
his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it,
woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice
that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer,
I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over
so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well
that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never
wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the
third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks,
"WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks,
"Does your husband always talk to you this way,
Ma'am?"
I love this part....
"Only when he's been drinking."
A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per
hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it
on cruise control at 60. Perhaps your radar gun
needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife
says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this
car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the
driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you
please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife
smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful
your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for
the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at
his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it,
woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice
that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer,
I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over
so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well
that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never
wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the
third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks,
"WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks,
"Does your husband always talk to you this way,
Ma'am?"
I love this part....
"Only when he's been drinking."
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