Каморка

Motherland (Russia)
Item condition: --
Time left: 6d 13h (Sep 02, 201020:25:46 PDT)
Bid history: 2 bids
Current bid: US $0.99

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Last updated on 08:29:47 PM PDT, Aug 26, 2010 View all revisions
Putin/Stalin ass-kissing Russian imperialistsReal Russian patriots so often say that I am selling my motherland Russia that I decided actually to do it. This is an excellent offer for any NATO member, American or Jew! (American Jew will be a perfect combination) However, Russian patriots still have a chance to outbargain them!

So these are the details:
Item name: Russia
Color: Red. Till now.
Size: 17075400 square kilometers
Weight: Far less than it thinks
Main field of use: Trouble-making
Features: Very effective in extermination of its own people (up to several tens of millions per semi-century). Very rigid. Freedom-proof. Corruption-friendly. Mud included. Can also be used as a big freezer.
Condition: Very bad. And worsening.
Shipping method: Self-pickup (You will receive confirmation letter by e-mail)
Warranty and refund: No