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Dear Reader,

I am giving away a 23 year old Russian girlfriend free of charge as long as she goes to a good home. I met her here last year, and since then she is well traveled with a few minor marks of wear and tear. I assure you that she's been recently cleaned and does not come with any additional problems that would require external servicing.

So why am I giving my girlfriend away for free? Well reader, please let me tell you... I got into this relationship full of hopes and dreams which have been shattered by her dragging me across the globe to visit her family in Siberia. If you appreciate cold weather, shitting outside in -35 degrees and eating what can only be referred to as slop in a bowl then this is the girl for you.

Since our return from Siberia she's been nagging and whining about me not cleaning up etc, when I tell her to get back in the kitchen she moans. Now I'm a fair man but come on... shes a RUSSIAN girlfriend and needs to know her place in western civilization. She just made me a bacon and egg sandwich and DEMANDED I put away the bacon. THE CHEEK OF IT!

So if you are looking for a demanding commie girlfriend, no major scars / blemishes, great English skills (disadvantage) then drop me a line and I'll drop you a picture.

Many Thanks,

Adam

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Hey Adam,

You are a sick, sad DISGUSTING excuse for a human being. Karma will definitely bite you in the ass, hopefully somewhere else, too!

Квалифицируется как толстый троллинг (я и посмешнее читал).

Fisher писал(а):Наши девушки впереди планеты всей

Предлагая идею фильма телекомпаниям, девушки, по словам Дизик, хотели не столько заработать ("Если бы я хотела заработать, то я пошла бы в финансистки или банкиры", - улыбается она), сколько "показать, как живут в Бруклине русскоязычные эмигранты".

Как всё просто, оказыватся, среди эмигрантов из наших краёв: в банкиры бы она пошла. Делов-то.