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“How do you open Mozzarella firefox?”
~ @STBBen

“What is greater than three? Everyone has it on their Facebook.” It’s a heart, mom . <3.
~ @HeartbreakDown4

My niece texted my mom about a friend passing away. Mom responded “LOL” (she though it meant Lots of Love).
~ @FTWTX1

“Don’t get a push up bra because then guys will get you home and be like, ‘This isn’t what I wanted.’”
~ @stephanierhea_

I asked my mother if I was ugly and she said, “Ask your girlfriend.”
Me: “What Girlfriend?”
Mom: “Exactly.”
~ @MontelMorgan1

“When you have kids, you'll understand why your dad and I drink.”
~ @JKAY6464

Debating if I would be able to finish my steak dinner, in a crowded restaurant Mom says, “David, stop playing with your meat!”
~ @davegod

My mom answered business email with FU on the meeting. She meant follow up. I had to explain.
~ @cathy4563_cathy

My mom said she didn’t hear her cell phone ring because it was on vibrator.
~ @MalinsWorld

My mom sent out invitations to our 4th of July BBQ saying “Come join our sausage fest!”
~ @TJSanfran

My mom would tell the butcher “I am in the mood for a good pork” and not understand what was wrong with that statement.”
~ @NancyHef

At a gas station, my mom told a guy he could go in front of her in line to pay for his soda bc she said she had gas.
~ @KBonadeo

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