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Фараон: здравствуйте, можно забронировать столик на имя Сакрахотеп?
Администратор: Продиктуйте, пожалуйста, по буквам.
Фараон: Птичка, два треугольника, волнистая линия, солнце, опять птичка, собачья голова, скарабей.

tasko писал(а): - Один здоровый бык

tasko писал(а):Старый сериал анекдотов

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a
strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching
you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a
vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching
for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a
bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of
the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest
on a parrot. Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed.. "What kin of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

Kiseta писал(а):В преддверии Крисмаса

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"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

Marmot писал(а):

Kiseta писал(а):В преддверии Крисмаса

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"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

LOL

mamida писал(а):

Marmot писал(а):

Kiseta писал(а):В преддверии Крисмаса

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"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

LOL

Серьезно? Мы этот анекдот в 3 классе рассказывали.