Re: Анекдотов
Добавлено: 16 дек 2021, 10:03
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Independent,2016The Pentagon spent millions of dollars importing nine rare Italian goats to Afghanistan in a bid to boost the local cashmere industry, it has emerged. The goats went missing, presumed eaten, and the $6m project was never completed, a US government investigator has concluded.
Собрался как-то зимой один мужик на рыбалку. Пришел, начинает лед долбить, вдруг какой-то голос и говорит: - Здесь рыбы нет! Мужик не понял, пошел в другое место, начинает долбить, снова голос: - Здесь рыбы нет! Мужик переходит, а ему снова: - Здесь рыбы нет!!! - Да кто ты такой??? - Директор катка!
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses in his ass.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
По ценам на дома видно, что этот анекдот из какой-то американской глубинки...Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN:"I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000." ;
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
Саид - голова! Я бы ему пальца в рот не положил!
По легенде, когда граф Шереметьев умирал, он завещал назвать в его честь аэропорт.
Родные в недоумении спрашивали его: "Какой ещё на*** аэропорт??" А он загадочно ответил: "Оба.."