По почте сегодня пришло.. Уже конечно почти не актуально, но улыбнуло:
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>Day 2 - Vancouver Blizzard 2006
>
>Chilled Vancouver commuters faced their second day of winter hell today,
>as an additional ј centimetre of the peculiar white stuff fell, bringing
>the lower mainland to its knees and causing millions of dollars worth of
>damage to the marijuana crops. Scientists suspect that the substance is
>some form of frozen water particles and experts from Saskatchewan are
>being flown in. With temperatures dipping to the almost but not quite
>near zero mark, Vancouverites were warned to double insulate their lattes
>before venturing out.
>
>Vancouver police recommended that people stay inside except for
>emergencies, such as running out of espresso or biscotti to see them
>through Vancouver's most terrible storm to date. The local Canadian Tire
>reported that they had completely sold out of fur-lined sandals.
>
>Drivers were cautioned to put their convertible tops up, and several have
>been shocked to learn that their SUV's actually have four wheel drive,
>although most have no idea how to use it.
>
>Weary commuters faced soggy sushi, and the threat of frozen breast
>implants. Although Dr. John Blatherwick, of the Coastal Health Authority
>reassured everyone that most breast implants were perfectly safe to 25
>below, down-filled bras are flying off the shelves at Mountain Equipment
>Co-op.
>
>"The government has to do something," snarled an angry Trevor Warburton. "I
>didn't pay $540,000 for my one bedroom condo so I could sit around and be
>treated like someone from Toronto."
>
>
Аман Ванкуверский писал(а):По почте сегодня пришло.. Уже конечно почти не актуально, но улыбнуло:
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>Day 2 - Vancouver Blizzard 2006
>
>Chilled Vancouver commuters faced their second day of winter hell today,
>as an additional ј centimetre of the peculiar white stuff fell, bringing
>the lower mainland to its knees and causing millions of dollars worth of
>damage to the marijuana crops. Scientists suspect that the substance is
>some form of frozen water particles and experts from Saskatchewan are
>being flown in. With temperatures dipping to the almost but not quite
>near zero mark, Vancouverites were warned to double insulate their lattes
>before venturing out.
>
>Vancouver police recommended that people stay inside except for
>emergencies, such as running out of espresso or biscotti to see them
>through Vancouver's most terrible storm to date. The local Canadian Tire
>reported that they had completely sold out of fur-lined sandals.
>
>Drivers were cautioned to put their convertible tops up, and several have
>been shocked to learn that their SUV's actually have four wheel drive,
>although most have no idea how to use it.
>
>Weary commuters faced soggy sushi, and the threat of frozen breast
>implants. Although Dr. John Blatherwick, of the Coastal Health Authority
>reassured everyone that most breast implants were perfectly safe to 25
>below, down-filled bras are flying off the shelves at Mountain Equipment
>Co-op.
>
>"The government has to do something," snarled an angry Trevor Warburton. "I
>didn't pay $540,000 for my one bedroom condo so I could sit around and be
>treated like someone from Toronto."
>
>
Ну что то подобное я уже сочинял.. Про Влада.. Года 3-4 назад.. -)