Funny story

[Groundhog]

A man flying in a hot air balloon is lost. He reduces the height, seeing a man below. "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" he shouts. "You're in a
hot air balloon, hovering thirty feet above this field." replies the man.
"You must work in IT," says the balloonist. "Everything you've told me is technically correct, but it's useless."
"And you must be in management," says the man. "You don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect my help. Plus you're in the same position as before we met, but now it's my fault!"