Краткий словарь английского языка

[Stanislav]

Would you like to send an SMS in English? Here is a list with useful characters and their meanings:

* & - and
* 0 - nothing
* 2 - two, to, too
* 2DAY - today
* A - a / an
* B - be
* B4 - before
* BC - because
* BF - boyfriend
* BK - back
* BRO - brother
* BT - but
* C - see
* D8 - date
* DNR - dinner
* EZ - easy
* F8 - fate
* GF - girlfriend
* GR8 - great
* HOLS - holidays
* HV - have
* I - I, it
* Its - it is
* KDS - kids
* L8 - late
* L8R - later
* M8 - mate
* NE1 - anyone
* PLS - please
* PS - parents
* QT - cutie
* R - are
* SIS - sister
* SKOOL - school
* SMMR - summer
* U - you
* WR - were
* A3 - anyplace, anytime, anywhere
* ASAP - as soon as possible
* B4N - Bye for now
* BAU - business as usual
* BRB - I'll be right back.
* BTW - by the way
* CUL - see you later
* CWOT - complete waste of time
* FTF - face to face
* FYI - for your information
* GMTA - great minds think alike
* HAND - have a nice day
* HRU - how are you
* ICBW - it could be worse
* IDTS - I don't think so
* IMHO - in my humble opinion
* IYKWIM - if you know what I mean
* JK - just kidding
* KOTC - kiss on the cheek
* LOL - laughing out loud
* LSKOL - long slow kiss on the lips
* LTNS - long time no see
* Luv U - I love you.
* Luv U2 - I love you too.
* MON - the middle of nowhere
* MTE - my thoughts exactly
* MU - I miss you.
* MUSM - I miss you so much.
* NP - no problem
* OIC - oh, I see
* PC&QT - peace and quiet
* PCM - please call me
* ROTFL - rolling on the floor laughing
* RUOK - are you ok?
* THNQ - thank you
* U4E - you forever
* UROK - you are okay
* WUCIWUG - what you see is what you get
* WYSIWYG - what you see is what you get
* XLNT - exellent

Немного примеров:

* My smmr hols wr CWOT
= My summer holidays were a complete waste of time.

* B4, we usd 2 go 2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :-@ kds FTF
= Before, we used to go to New York to see my brother, his girlfriend and their three screaming kids face to face.

* ILNY, its gr8
= I love New York, it’s great.

* Bt my Ps wr so {:-/ BC o 9/11 tht they dcdd 2 stay in SCO & spnd 2wks up N = But my parents were so worried because of September 11 that they decided to stay in Scotland and spend two weeks up north.

* Up N, WUCIWUG - 0
= Up north, what you see is what you get - nothing.

* I ws vvv brd in MON
= I was extremely bored in the middle of nowhere.

* 0 bt baas & ^^^^^
= Nothing but sheep and mountains.

* AAR8, my Ps wr Smile - they sd ICBW, & tht they wr ha-p 4 the pc&qt..
= At any rate, my parents were happy - they said it could be worse, and that they were happy with the peace and quiet.

* IDTS!!
= I don’t think so!

* I wntd 2 go hm ASAP, 2C my M8s again
= I wanted to go home as soon as possible, to see my mates again.

* 2day, I cam bk 2 skool
= Today I came back to school.

* I feel v OSmile BC I hv dn all my hm wrk
= I feel very saintly because I have done all my homework.

* Now its BAU ...
= Now it’s business as usual …

[Victoria]

[nonn]

о, полезность, в сундук её.

[peterburjenka]

Класс!!!!

ttul- talk to you later
tgif- thank god it's friday.

[Tanya Urbaniak]

O! Накоец-то я узнала, что такое lol

[Algor]

+
http://esl.about.com/cs/reference/a/bl_sms2.htm

[Скрипка]

O! А сколько у медиков таких сокращений. Вот только несколько:
LBM - last bowel movement
CP - chest pain
AE - air entry
VSS - vital signs stable
NWB - non-weight bearing
CLT - ceiling lift transfer
BP - bathroom privileges

[Marmot]

shtf

[Sea-urchin]

O! А сколько у медиков таких сокращений. Вот только несколько:
LBM - last bowel movement
CP - chest pain
AE - air entry
VSS - vital signs stable
NWB - non-weight bearing
CLT - ceiling lift transfer
BP - bathroom privileges

В купе с почерком это уже можно отнести к криптографии

[akela]

BP - bathroom privileges

заинтриговало.

[tuda_i_obratno]

BP - bathroom privileges

заинтриговало.

возможность писать стоя?

[Скрипка]

BP - bathroom privileges

заинтриговало.

Я так и ожидала, что BP - bathroom privileges вызовут могут вызвать некоторый интерес в студии. Просвящаю: (Век живи - век учись!) если доктор прописал больному постельный режим с BP, то разрешается только ходить в туалет. Никаких других прогулок пешком - низ-зя! Так что у писающих стоя никаких преимуществ перед писающими сидя нет в басруме. Вот у писающих лежа - есть, им в туалет тащиться не надо...

[akela]

А, понятно.
Лежачий_Больной -> Лежачий_с_ВР -> Ходячий_Больной.

[Костя]

Как думаете, что такое "ДЛБ" на жаргоне советских радистов?

[Дочь л-та Шмидта]

Долбодятел?