Свежий прикол

[mrskhris]

У Шаова и лучше песни есть.

[Tushkan]

я же запостила не под названием "лучшие песни Шаова"

[mrskhris]

Я неправильно выразилась. Не лучше - смешнее. Впрочем, и то, и другое - суб'ективно.
Дабы не оставаться голословной, приведу свои варианты:

http://www.shaov.net/texts/Ljubovnoe-chtivo.htm
http://www.shaov.net/texts/O-bolshom-i- ... alstve.htm
http://www.shaov.net/texts/Razgovor-s-kritikom.htm

Но все это лучше слушать - уж больно поет хорошо

[Tushkan]

Последнее -

а вот первое... плакать хоца

[mrskhris]

Послушайте саму песню и расхочется Я пока это нахожу смешным, хотя героиню песни вполне понимаю (ребенку только что год исполнился).

[svt]

Не совсем свежий, да и не совсем прикол - вот, баян у соседей скоммуниздила Весна завтра, все-таки, журчат ручьи..., где мои 17 лет... и т.д.
http://alpo.yard.ru/childhood.html

[Tushkan]

Мда... Чистая правда...

[mrskhris]

Да уж, что баян, то баян. Моя шефиня англоязычную версию разослала всем, кто помоложе - включая ее собственных детей. Самый младший ответил - тоже всем, и довольно справедливо:

Congratulation mom, [names skipped] and the rest of the old timers that got this
e-mail, would like to point out that while this e-mail is funny and proves
the point that you were tough kids, however, it was your generation that
created the 150 channels of television, video games, computers and all the
law suits that go on in the world today. So you can send this e-mail back to
who ever sent it to you with the attachment, all of the things mentioned in
this e-mail is a direct result of the parents who decided to create all of
these inventions to get rich... So don't pat yourselves to hard on the back
for a job well done because, most of the reasons that kids today are babied
is because of your inventions... haha, I just thought I would let you
know...

[Tushkan]

интересно, а что в англоязычной версии?

[svt]

Да уж, что баян, то баян. Моя шефиня англоязычную версию разослала всем, кто помоложе - включая ее собственных детей. Самый младший ответил - тоже всем, и довольно справедливо:

parents who decided to create all of
these inventions to get rich... ..

Хи-хи, сразу видно - современный ребенок. Уж в нашем-то детстве взрослые делали изобретения совсем по иным соображениям.

[mrskhris]

интересно, а что в англоязычной версии?

Да совершенно то же самое:

For Those Born 1930-1979


TO ALL THE KIDS

WHO SURVIVED the
1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!


First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't
get tested for diabetes.


Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.


We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when
we Rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took
hitchhiking.
As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster
seats, seat belts or air bags.


Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.


We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.


We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and


NO ONE actually died from this.


We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koolade made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because .


WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING !


We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.


No one was able to reach us all day.


And we were O.K.



We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the
bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.


We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or chat rooms..........
WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!


We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
Lawsuits from these accidents.


We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.


We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,

Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it
would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!


Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!


The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.


They actually sided with the law!


These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem
solvers and inventors ever!


The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.


We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned


HOW TO

DEAL WITH IT ALL!


If YOU are one of them . CONGRATULATIONS!


You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives


For our own good .


And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.


Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!

[werter]

занятный ролик. воспоминания на всю жизнь

[CdR]

занятный ролик. воспоминания на всю жизнь

Ага, если именинник головой не повредится.
Жестковато.

[CdR]

[sobomax]

Вот такое вот семейное фото:



-Maxim