Ну что притихли?

[Victoria]

то, что кто-то выставит на продажу

[PIX]

чтд

[akela]

то, что кто-то выставит на продажу

о, выставляют, ещё как. Со скидками.
"20% off" :)

[Kate]

Вчера ваще был день хомячка.

[PIX]

Вчера было жестко. Сегодня продолжение банкета. До конца недели будет штормить как минимум.

[Victoria]

потому что... втихую

one investor is smiling after having walked away from the crisis possibly 10 billion dollars richer

:)

[Kate]

потому что... втихую

one investor is smiling after having walked away from the crisis possibly 10 billion dollars richer

I wish it were me

[Victoria]

me

вот и ответ на вопрос: who made nearly a $1 billion bet on u.s. debt downgrade?
:)

[Kate]

me

вот и ответ на вопрос: who made nearly a $1 billion bet on u.s. debt downgrade?

У меня другая фамилия

[Wind]

а поменять..

[Kate]

а поменять..

А смысл? Если б за это столько денег давали...

[Waterbyte]

а поменять..

А смысл? Если б за это столько денег давали...

вот поэтому саша и не женат...

[simon]

The Recession has hit everybody.....

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My friend had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

[Paladin]

Hilarious:-)

[eprst]

The Recession has hit everybody.....

про батарейки ничего так