Типсы

[BM]

Извини!

портящую чистый политкорректный канадский воздух!

А нас - рать!

[Zy]

Где-то вычитал, типа, разговор в баре в штатах:

- Джон, ты расист!
- Почему?
- Ты ненавидишь негров.
- Нет, я не расист, я ненавижу все нации одинаково, а вот тебя я засужу за клевету!

[ajkj3em]

Если таксист - индус, то ноу типс... Поскольку когда я им привозил пиццу, я имел либо ничего, либо доллар..

это пяяяяять

[Тавр]

Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
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Q. Tarantino "Reservoir Dogs"