Aren't they cold sleeping topless with their window wide open? Oh wait, there's no cold in Photoshop. And we don't have our Master's degree in curtains, but pretty sure putting two sleeping Asians in the middle stops them from working properly. Not that any of this matters because the only thing not Photoshopped in this image is the cup of warm V8 juice. Way to go Getty, totally believable that two people would share one glass of V8 in an all white bed.

She's a Financial Whiz
Here we see blonde Steve Carrell using a classic Getty emotion: confuse-o-happy. Like his favorite Mom died but he's inheriting lots of money. Is he just pretending to be confused so he can bang her? "So, this isn't a calculator?" Well played. You know your stupid Macbook has, like, 19 calculators, right? But sure, use the free one you got at the grocery store.

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