Правдивые факты про Чака Норриса

[Victor Okunev]

Не уверен, что все, что пишут на Интернете про Чака Норриса правда, судите сами:

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands.
Chuck Norris is responsible for giving Mona Lisa that smile.
Objects in Chuck Norris's rear-view mirror appear at their correct distances.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.

[CdR]

Да что тут говорить, если даже... вот, сами смотрите: Chuck Norris vs A Blender
и, конечно, The True Facts about Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

[Victor Okunev]

а вот еще: Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

[Аман Ванкуверский]

Objects in Chuck Norris's rear-view mirror appear at their correct distances.