funny. new writings on old topic - gyu's rules

[Alesanda]

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

И даже это не всегда помогает

Совершенно прелесный список.

[Victoria]

we cannot deal with bugs, that is why we die young

Why don't guys think of coaching bugs to save or prolong their own lives?...

who tried - died even younger or had been killed

Whether guys forget to leave their guns anywhere before..., because 'who would come carrying the sword - ... ', you know the following...

anyhow - life is still tolerable for guys, we will survive

Undoubtedly, if guys operate honestly, frankly, without any attempt to overwhelm as well...

[Gaziz]

Why don't guys think of coaching bugs to save or prolong their own lives?...

who tried - died even younger or had been killed

Whether guys forget to leave their guns anywhere before..., because 'who would come carrying the sword - ... ', you know the following...

anyhow - life is still tolerable for guys, we will survive

Undoubtedly, if guys operate honestly, frankly, without any attempt to overwhelm as well...

you are going away from funny things keep it simple.

[Yury]

Why don't guys think of coaching bugs to save or prolong their own lives?...

who tried - died even younger or had been killed

Whether guys forget to leave their guns anywhere before..., because 'who would come carrying the sword - ... ', you know the following...

anyhow - life is still tolerable for guys, we will survive

Undoubtedly, if guys operate honestly, frankly, without any attempt to overwhelm as well...

красивая дискуссия, этакой птицей - просится распечатать, в рамку и на стенку

[Gaziz]

who tried - died even younger or had been killed

Whether guys forget to leave their guns anywhere before..., because 'who would come carrying the sword - ... ', you know the following...

anyhow - life is still tolerable for guys, we will survive

Undoubtedly, if guys operate honestly, frankly, without any attempt to overwhelm as well...

красивая дискуссия, этакой птицей - просится распечатать, в рамку и на стенку

верно замечено - очень симметричная, кстати

[Victoria]

who tried - died even younger or had been killed

Whether guys forget to leave their guns anywhere before..., because 'who would come carrying the sword - ... ', you know the following...

anyhow - life is still tolerable for guys, we will survive

Undoubtedly, if guys operate honestly, frankly, without any attempt to overwhelm as well...

you are going away from funny things keep it simple.

I don't think so... Obviously, you're trying to highlight any personal ones... as well as I didn't use "you" (in a sense of pronoun) before... Yury is quite right - this is a discussion, or I would add 'hovering idea'...

[Gaziz]

Whether guys forget to leave their guns anywhere before..., because 'who would come carrying the sword - ... ', you know the following...

anyhow - life is still tolerable for guys, we will survive

Undoubtedly, if guys operate honestly, frankly, without any attempt to overwhelm as well...

you are going away from funny things keep it simple.

I don't think so... Obviously, you're trying to highlight any personal ones... as well as I didn't use "you" (in a sense of pronoun) before... Yury is quite right - this is a discussion, or I would add 'hovering idea'...

do not give me hints, tell me what you want

[Котяр]

think of the children for Christ sake

Крайне не желательно:
Цитировать сообщения предыдущего автора целиком. Цитируя, апеллируйте к конкретной фразе.

[Котяр]

Расскрыта тайна появления женщин на Земле. Инопланетяне давно собирают с землян дань.
Инопланетяне постоянно посещают Землю, вывозя на свои планеты ценные ресурсы. Они давно уже выграли главную битву на этой планете - без единого выстрела или привлечения своих военных сил. Они сами создали понятия любовь и наслаждение. Произошло это очень давно, когда землю населяли только мужчины, которые отказались платить дань инопланетянам прилетевшим на одном космическом корабле. Пришельцы не стали конфликтовать открыто, а захватив одного из аборигенов тщательно изучили его. Из его части, посредством своих технологий они создали нового человека с измененной физиологией, мышлением и новой фигурой. Они создали грозное оружие, воевать с которым мужчины с планеты Земля не захотели - они хотели обладать им. Неизведанное им прежде сексуальное желание отключало их способность трезво мыслить и они становились послушнее дрессированной обезьянки. Сначало один из мужчин отдал ей то, что было нужно им, за ним большинство стали отдавать все, что от них просили. Земля была покарена быстро.
Это из книги на сайте http://www.ecreatorman.com Тоже оригинально! С одной стороны так и есть - мы с рождения всегда кому-то, что-то должны. Семье, партии, государству и так до бесконечности. Вероятно поэтому просветления добивались те люди, которые смогли освободить себя от долгов.

[Victoria]

Крайне не желательно:
Цитировать сообщения предыдущего автора целиком. Цитируя, апеллируйте к конкретной фразе.

Мне казалось, это касается о-о-очень длинных сообщений/цитат... В конкретном случае наблюдается апелляция к конкретным фразам...

[Yury]

Крайне не желательно:
Цитировать сообщения предыдущего автора целиком. Цитируя, апеллируйте к конкретной фразе.

Мне казалось, это касается о-о-очень длинных сообщений/цитат... В конкретном случае наблюдается апелляция к конкретным фразам...

и выглядит забавно, привнося в разговор своеобразную эстетику

[Victoria]

anyhow - life is still tolerable for guys, we will survive

Undoubtedly, if guys operate honestly, frankly, without any attempt to overwhelm as well...

you are going away from funny things keep it simple.

I don't think so... Obviously, you're trying to highlight any personal ones... as well as I didn't use "you" (in a sense of pronoun) before... Yury is quite right - this is a discussion, or I would add 'hovering idea'...

do not give me hints, tell me what you want

Why do you consider I'm asking for something?... Why are you looking for "hidden" desires?... I've just been asking...

[Gaziz]

Undoubtedly, if guys operate honestly, frankly, without any attempt to overwhelm as well...

you are going away from funny things keep it simple.

I don't think so... Obviously, you're trying to highlight any personal ones... as well as I didn't use "you" (in a sense of pronoun) before... Yury is quite right - this is a discussion, or I would add 'hovering idea'...

do not give me hints, tell me what you want

Why do you consider I'm asking for something?... Why are you looking for "hidden" desires?... I've just been asking...

because asking questions usually starts with "why"

[Victoria]

you are going away from funny things keep it simple.

I don't think so... Obviously, you're trying to highlight any personal ones... as well as I didn't use "you" (in a sense of pronoun) before... Yury is quite right - this is a discussion, or I would add 'hovering idea'...

do not give me hints, tell me what you want

Why do you consider I'm asking for something?... Why are you looking for "hidden" desires?... I've just been asking...

because asking questions usually starts with "why"

I see... guys prefer to reply "yes/no" mostly in accordance with their own rule: Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question... Surely, it's easier than the verbouse why-answer...