Entertaining UNIX Commands

[Проф. Преображенский]

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1. % make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.


2. % got a light?
No match.


3. % sleep with me
bad character


4. % man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.


5. % rm God
rm: God nonexistent


6. % make 'heads or tails of all this'
Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.


7. % make sense
Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.


8. % make mistake
Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.


9. % make bottle.open
Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.


10. % \(-
(-: Command not found.

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[Moskit]

Под десятым номером понравилось
В линуксовом мейке испортили эту фишку.. :
:~$ make love
make: *** No rule to make target `love'. Stop.
Надо себе в исходниках подправить

[Аман Ванкуверский]

unzip ; strip ; touch ; grep ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ;
fsck ; umount ; sleep